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Stepping on the clean floor
JOKE of the day: Stepping on the clean floor
Laughter is the best medicine, and South Africans could undoubtedly do with a dose of the giggles these days!
A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor… A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station.
“I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”
“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.
“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”
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